Dick Cheney is America's Herpes

During the 8 years of the Bush administration I think I saw Dick Cheney like 4 times. The first time was for the inauguration, twice he was featured in the hospital recovering from from some sort of illness, and once he was making a statement regarding the fact that he shot somebody while hunting. Dick Cheney, you had your time, it is time for you to disappear. If you wanted the limelight, you should have said something while you were actually an elected official. Instead of using Bush as a puppet for your policies, why didn't you just run for office yourself? So why is Dick Cheney comparable to one of the most common STD's? He's hard to control and decides to appear at only the most opportune times. Don't fall for the cover-up America, this guy represents a lifetime of regrets.